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Hmmmz...
Ok, shall do away with posting "work work" all the time...
- Nothing much to talk about at work except my unit mates fascination with matchmaking me and L... Even when L is like at the other side of the globe for the week...

Yesterday (Just a really really brief summary)
- Went to Sentosa with the ISEF 08 peeps cuz I have too much leave to clear and they offered me the opportunity to down one full day of leave...
- 1st time going to Sentosa in like a decade plus...
- And I never knew Mr Davidy had such a great sense of punctualitiy until yesterday...
- Sentosa is heaven and hell cuz there are bars EVERYWHERE lol...
- I shan't go on about the things you can find all over Sentosa...
- So we walked around to random places, so that the girls could take pictures while I stood there and watched Davidy get tekaned by them lol...
- Eh basically the whole day was full of little things here and there that are abit "cumbersome" to blog here...
- Then yeah, with all the ice-cream shops ALL OVER Sentosa, there was no way I could escape treating the rest of them to ice-cream...
- And they were creative enough to use the Bens and Jerrys cups to try to build sandcastles, but to no avail and we ended up playing truth-or-dare...
- And I always thought my little juniors were innocent, but they turned out to be a corrupting influence on me...
- After a while, everyone was thirsty and we decided to go to a bar...
- This time round, I became the corrupting influence...
- Surprisingly, I got eeny weeny tipsy on just rum... Either cuz I drank too fast or cuz I think they used dark rum...
- And now Davidy is enticed by the idea of gettin tipsy...
- And WTH, Sentosa bar cocktails are quite suggestive lol... But somehow their cocktails don't have the alchoholic taste...
- And I never knew YH was THAT adverse to C2H5O lol...
- Then went for dinner after that...
- Then after dinner, the girls went shopping while me and Davidy just had to look on... Then a moment of brilliance struck and we formulated the Soccer Analogy for girls shopping with their boyfriends (not that we are their boyfriends, but the analogy works better when its a girl shopping with her BF)

Soccer & Shopping (Just putting random stuff we were commentating about while the girls were crazily shopping)

- Girls shopping in general is like Arsenal. Passing here and there damn nicely, but never ever scores. Looking at items is like passing. Buying them is like scoring.
- There's the Rooney shopper. Actively goes around taking up things to look at and then asking "should i buy?" all the time. When on form (during sales), she can score loads of goals. When off form, she can go around running all over the pitch but no score a goal.
- There's the Fabregas shopper. Sees an item and cannot help calling all her friends over to take look. Is superb at creating plays for other players to score.
- There's the Berbatov shopper. She walks around the shop slowly, just taking glances at things around her. But when she picks up a pass, she scores with deadly clinicality.

- Boy asking girl to get out of a shop while she is shopping is a yellow card
- Do it two times and you're sent off

- Boy asks girl to get out of shop while she is shopping
- Girl says "No!"
*Boy receives YELLOW CARD*
- Boy goes "Go lah!"
*Boy receives SECOND YELLOW CARD for dissent*

- Girl goes "Ok, buy this for me!" and starts walking towards the cashier
- Boy goes "No!"
*Straight RED CARD*
- Last man foul

- Girl picks up an expensive item is like trying to do an audacious 30 yard chip

- Girl A shows Girl B a jacket (Its a great through pass...)
- Girl B likes it and puts it on (She controls it well and is clean through one on one with the goalie)
- Girl B looks in the mirror and then puts it back (Oooh... What a wasted opportunity as the ball strikes the post and goes out for a goal kick...)

Bah... Too tired to go on... On hindsight, it doesn't seem as interesting on this blog as it really is, too difficult to blog about this, but nonetheless, there are still many funny analogies, maybe you can ask me in person for them haha...

Today
- Played 3v3 soccer in the hall...
- Er, that's about it, lol..

Bah, nothing much to blog about nowadays, shall find something interesting soon lol...

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