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| Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 | | 9:07 pm |
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| | Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 | | 10:41 pm |
| | Friday, July 3rd, 2009 | | 9:50 pm |
WCG 2009
- The experience was damn good lah... - The whole setting was like a mini-ISEF with a heck load of gamers... Fifa 09 - Lol, I must say WCG has degraded alot, that even I had the balls to take part in it without having played the game before... I guess its just that the prizes suck too much nowadays... - Either way, was quite glad my first game was against some old friend in Fifa Online 2, so LOL, as I was playing him I was asking him how to do the various moves lol... Eventually he won me 1-0 in my first ever Fifa 09 game haha!!! - Then my 2nd game was against some other guy, it finished 0-0, but not supposed to be, cuz he had a penalty, which I super luckily saved... - My group had only 3 people, so everyone qualified for the playoffs... - I faced the eventual runner-up in my first (and last) playoff game... He was a super polite and nice guy, and he SOUNDED and LOOKED like Tiappy! I lost the first game 2-0 and drew the second game 1-1 (WHEE... At least I scored one goal before I went out...) - Fifa 09 was simply a cry too far from Fifa Online 2 lol... Dota - DOTA WAS OH MY GAWD - Was particularly impressed when this team called Little actually team-cleared XtC, but XtC still won that game comfortably... - But came the FINAL GAME... OMG... XtC VS Axis... - FRIGGIN GAY GAME... (Ok, can't rmbr all the details, but it was something like that) - Axis had more kills, but XtC, with the super godlike farming of Toh's Bristleback, managed to Mega Creep Axis - Then Axis decided to do a throne rush while 4 of XtC's heroes were down from Mega Creeping them... - WTH, then Axis downed the two last towers and downed XtC's throne to 50% HP, before XtC's heroes came out and wiped them out... - Axis then bought out, and their two DPSes, Chaos Knight and Shadow Fiend went to rush the throne while their other 3 heroes defended... On the other hand, all of XtC's heroes was camping at various spots in their half to try to stop Axis from throning... - Then somehow, Axis wiped out the heroes stopping them, and it eventually it was just XtC's POTM against Axis' SF and CK. And WTF LOL... - Axis' SF used Manta and a stored illusion rune while CK ulti-ed, so it was like 7 SFs and 4 CKs just aiming the throne directly... - THEN... XtC's POTM used manta too and their BB revived... Eventually the CK died... So did the POTM... So it was left with SF (all the illus dead) and BB... - The SF, with green HP, then turned on BKB, and just whacked the throne ignoring the BB hitting it... Before we knew it, XtC's throne was left with 100HP... - Axis' SF hit it once, and the throne was left with 25HP... XtC's BB could not kill the SF... - Axis' SF raised its arm, ready to shoot out the last projectile to finish off the throne and the entire crowed was thrilled to witness a final whereby Axis kena-ed Mega Creeps and still turned the tables and won... - THEN SUDDENLY... BOOOOM... The screen switched... The Mega Creeps had killed off Axis' Tree of Eternity JUST AS their SF released the projectile... - The ENTIRE XtC team just JUMPED out of their seats as the entire hall erupted... Yeah, and I tot I saw one of them cry... And NutZ went nuts lol... You should have seen how high he jumped when the screen suddenly switched over just as SF was about to do the last hit on their throne... OMGoodnessGayness... Side Note: - Yeah, I saw like some big big adults, with their girlfriends, sobbing like little kids after they lost their games... OMG... | | Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 | | 11:16 pm |
OMGoodness. WTF.
This deserves a separate post... I just realised that the 1st prize for WCG Singapore National Finals Fifa 09 this year is a friggin SAMSUNG MOBILE PHONE???? WTF???? Even Sushi-Do, a friggin mobile phone game (that WEIRDLY is in WCG) has $1000 for 1st prize... OMG. This is retarded. | | 11:07 pm |
Random Musings
- Changed my braces to black for fun - Went for a haircut and I told the hairdresser "just cut whatever you like" lol... - Went to watch Woodlands VS SAFFC at Woodlands stadium in my yellow Nike shirt and black Addidas shorts... And promptly sat in the SAF corner, in a sea of light blue... - And wth, I didn't realise Woodlands jersey has changed to yellow top and black bottom, and not yellow, green, blue anymore... - Game was damn boring, but somehow SAF won 4-1... - Signed up for Fifa 09 WCG with my friend's credit card since my parents didn't want to allow lol... - And am going for Fifa 09 WCG without having even played a single game of it before lol... GG... And I'm like takin one full day leave for that... (Fyi, I play Fifa Online 2, which is totally different from Fifa 09 lol) - Ok I'm really damn sian now... Sucks... | | Sunday, June 28th, 2009 | | 12:44 pm |
A Business Idea
This is funny... Currently, at all Timezone Arcades, there is this deal available... You pay $5 for 8 plays of the Shooting Hoops (ie. 62.5 cents per game)... Nowadays, if the machine has 6 balls and is not screwed up or anything, I can hit a score of at least 360, which translates to 36 E-Tickets... At the rewards counter, if you have 33 E-Tickets, you can exchange those for one can of coke, which I can resell at the standard price of $1. Does this mean I earn 38.5 cents and a free Shooting Hoops game? | | Sunday, June 14th, 2009 | | 11:20 pm |
Finally... Something Random...
Finally found the energy and time to muster a little entry here lol... Finally qualified for Fifa Hyundai Cup after playing an astounding 120 Fifa games in 7 days, racking 96 wins 19 losses and 5 DCs (one DC came from me accidentally smacking my power plug after I scored against some guy in the 1st min lol...) against laggers, asshole bengs and egpytians who god-knows-why are playing on a Singapore server and making my Fifa game go frame-by-frame... Eventually, my score of 72 net wins was enough to qualify... Friggin elated that I can finally stop playing Fifa anymore and I'll be retiring from this stupid game after Hyundai Cup... Seriously, competitive gaming is sickshit... 120 games x 10 mins per game (Longer if we go on to extra time and penalties) = 1200 mins = 20 hours = 2 hours and 51 mins of Fifa per day on average Can you imagine that some sick little boys (who are having their school holidays now) friggin played 250 games in that same 7 days? (Thank goodness they don't have a very high win to loss ratio, so they still didn't qualify eventually...) Temper has not been very good playing about an average of 3 hours per day of Fifa (its an average, on some days, I only play for about 1.5 hours, so on some days I play for about 4 hours +)... Especially so when meeting people who severely lag your game, or people who can't stop cursing you and your family on Fifa for no good reason and people who play cheat to rack up wins (they need to qualify too, and they friggin bombard pings non stop on backend to lag you...) But thank god, its all over... --- Enuff of rant --- RANDOM STUFF - Met the cute cute aunty from Candy Yong Tau Foo at Miramar just now haha!!! Then my sis and I went to talk to her for a while lol... - Went to Kbox yesterday with Dvdy, YH and ZY - Went to Kbox the day before for Family Day - Ok, actually apart the above few events, the rest of my time has been spent playing Fifa... Yes, I took about 3 half-day leaves last week to go home and play Fifa in the afternoon... So that I can play Dota with my unit mates at night lol... - Haven't applied probability in a long while since I've been busy gaming... - Glad that Ronaldo is now off to Real Madrid... Good riddance... - Sian lah... Nothing to talk about really... Lol... - Shall blog again next time lol, when I've done more stuff apart from just playing Fifa and Dota... | | Saturday, May 9th, 2009 | | 10:42 pm |
SAFFC VS Tampines
Went to watch SAFFC VS Tampines at CCK Stadium with my uncle just now... And for all soccer fans (even those non-sleague ones), this match was so eventful that it warrants a full blog entry and me coming out of hiatus to blog about this... ( SAFFC VS Tampines ) | | Monday, May 4th, 2009 | | 9:20 pm |
OMG...
OMG... Facebook has this quiz called "Which Hwachong PCME teacher are you?"... OMG... | | Sunday, March 22nd, 2009 | | 10:48 pm |
Zerg...
Argh... I sacrificed 2 hours of She Diao to watch Woodlands come from 2-0 down to beat SAFFC 3-2... Dotz... | | Friday, March 13th, 2009 | | 11:54 pm |
GGXX...
GGXX... OMG... WTF is with meeting the no. 1 seeded team in Round 1 of the Fifa Online 2 Tournament tomorrow lol... :( | | Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 | | 11:15 pm |
Why I Love The S-League...
Lol... Went to watch SAF VS Home Utd with Meng just now... Damn friggin funny... Norikazu Murakami, amidst the massive turnover of players here and there amongst all the clubs, ended up in Home Utd from SAFFC... Then he was sent on to replace Itimi Dickson before the start of 2nd half during the team huddles... "The first Home Utd substitution... Number 12 Itimi Dickson is being replaced by Number 9 Norikazu Murakami!!!" THEN LOL... HE FRIGGIN RAN TO THE SAFFC SIDE FOR THE HUDDLE LOL!!! On a side note, haven't been blogging for long because all my time is spent training up my Fifa Online 2 team so that at least I don't end up using a 13k rating team against a 19k rating team... Geeezzz... | | Monday, February 23rd, 2009 | | 10:26 pm |
LOL!!!
Lol... Nowadays, my dad goes overseas so frequently that I didn't even know he was already in China when I got home from work today lol... And seriously, it is DAMN FRIGGIN HILARIOUS (AND WEIRD) MSN-ing with my dad lol... I never knew he was so capable in MSN lingual... On a side note, my dad is permanently blocked on my MSN list unless he's overseas lol... | | Monday, February 16th, 2009 | | 9:43 pm |
Random Stuffs
Lol... Realised that I haven't been blogging for really long... So shall blog some really random stuff that happened today... Leong: Eh, so what did you do on Valentines Day? HHC: I went out with a girl in the evening lah. Leong: OMG... HHC: Somemore we got quite physical. Leong: OMG... Wahlow... HHC: Valentines Day evening cannot go out with girl and then get physical with her meh? Leong: Can... Who you go out with? ***? ***? HHC: Nope. Nope. Leong: OMG. Where you all go? HHC: Park lah, less people... Leong: So who you go out with? HHC: You think leh? Eh, and seriously, it was damn physical lah... Leong: Who? Not *** or *** then can be who? HHC: Stupid Leong. Valentines Day evening cannot play soccer is it? Leong: Erpz... HHC: I didn't add that I got physical with 5 other guys also... MORAL OF THE STORY: Some people like to think too much. HHC goes to BPP NTUC. Sees a lady wearing the NTUC manager uniform and she's helping an old lady find some stuff. HHC: Sorry, Miss. Do you know where... Lady: Er, sorry, I don't work here... MORAL OF THE STORY: NTUC managers need not shop at their own workplace. (Actually I dunno in such cases who actually more paiseh...) HHC was in the office printing room... The handphone rings... HHC: Hello? Someone: Hi, this is ***** here... ... (We proceed to converse about something) HHC: Ok sure. Thanks. Bye. 5 seconds after ***** hangs up, I get an SMS from my cousin... Cousin: Did ***** just call you? HHC: How you know? Counsin: LOL! I was sitting beside her... Then I heard your name... MORAL OF THE STORY: LOL... Geez... Life is really kinda sian nowadays lol... | | Monday, January 26th, 2009 | | 12:10 am |
| | Monday, January 12th, 2009 | | 10:30 pm |
LOL...
QOTD (From some branch head in my office, who was showing me some of his old photos lol...) "This one was my girlfriend, now my friend." "This one was my girlfriend, now my wife." LOL... | | Monday, January 5th, 2009 | | 10:34 pm |
NOOOOOOO...
OMG... Park Tae Won joins SAFFC just as I get banned from AoP... OMG... | | Sunday, January 4th, 2009 | | 10:56 pm |
Uh oh...
This is bad... I've been slapped with an indefinitely long ban on AoP... No...................................... ........................................ .............. | | Thursday, January 1st, 2009 | | 1:43 pm |
Geeezzz...
Haven't had the impetus or zest to post anything (interesting) for a long long long long time... And this post shan't be an interesting post either... Happy New Year everyone! |
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